Since putting to bed I've had an incredible number of people ask if I get turned on while breastfeeding... yet, I'm the perv.
Well, my dear fellow pervs and undercover freaks, it is on this note that I draw the curtain, as this will be my last post. Some orgasm-deprived little shit fucktard twerp moron whose ignorant mother didn't teach respect shared this blog with my mum, and so I am obliged to quit.
So, until I come up with a fitting book title, and pseudonym, ... sex is great, don't let anyone keep you from greatness!
#WeAreNotAHooligans #TeamSafeSex #SayNoToPremaritalSex #DiaFada LOL
XO, martharrazi.
My red letters are mostly embellished true life stories. So if any of them seem oddly familiar, it just might be your story. *winks*
Oh oh! I have a gun lying idle for months. Permission to shoot the orgasm-deprived little shit fucktard twerp moron whose ignorant mother didn't teach respect and shared this blog with your mum? Inbox details.
ReplyDeleteThat's just wrong! The definition of back belé...how will someone go and show your mum?
ReplyDeleteThe person basically went and said, "Mummy, see the things your daughter has been doing."
I'll miss it, though
Why can't people just learn to mind their business ? How much did they pay the person to show ur mum the blog ? Or has the person finally gotten orgasm after showing your mum?
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